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"Agggh," he spat. "This is disgusting."

Jack, his friend in word and deed, looked at the tannish fluid. "Doesn't look like good coffee... I bet the Jews are to blame."

"You're right," said Burt. "The fscking Jews did this."

Far away, in Central America, illiterate peasants with an average IQ of 82 were busy harvesting beans for an international coffee company. Because the shareholders who owned stock, and were regular people like Burt's mom and dad as well as rich people like Aaron Bergsteinthalwitz, they were concerned only with how much that stock rose in value. Since the coffee market hadn't expanded, they put pressure on Look Out coffee company to cut its costs, which it did by using cheaper seeds, cheaper labor, cheaper transport and cheaper processing. That whacked the coffee down in quality quite a bit, and since Burt isn't rich but isn't poor, he bought a mid-level brand and helped their stock price rise.

Nearby, in a mid-American countryside, the Moo Cho Dairy company has a giant cattle factory where cows in metal pens eat, defecate, birth and die in the same 8x4 space. The illiterate Mexican and Chinese workers there, with an average IQ of 94, complacently shoved cattle dung into large bins while their corporate employers in New York determined how to cut prices. "If we feed these cows a ton of antibiotics, they'll produce milk in 1/3 the time for only 1.14x the cost," said Mark Stewart-Kasinski, marketing manager.

Mark's only concern is to increase the value of the company's stock so he can get promoted and go on to his next job with a 10% raise, because he has to keep his family moving toward the suburbs away from the mixed white, black, Semitic, Indian, Asian and Mexican population of the inner city (average IQ 91). The inner city is hopeless and violent, and isn't going to change, because these people are too dumb to do anything else. Mark knows this, and knows he can't say it in public, so he's doing what all people with options do, which is move outside the city so he can drive an extra ten hours a week but live in someplace where his family is safe.

Jim Bagchus at the Universal Coffee Machine company looks over an old catalog. In the 1950s, they made their coffee makers from metal and glass and little else. Now, the coffeemakers are 95% plastic. They have to do this to compete, otherwise their prices are too high and the consumer (average IQ: 102) will not buy them. Of course, for those who want coffee that doesn't taste slightly of plastic, they can go to Williams-Sonoma and buy an all-metal unit for $250, but most of them rarely hold on to possessions long enough for that to be worth it. Jim would rather make the professional machines, but the market is small because most people can't tell the difference and are oblivious to whether or not the plastic in their coffee will give them cancer.

The three companies are also paying higher prices just to do business. First, there's a government dedicated to making sure that no idiot harms himself or herself, so they've got a list of legislation and bureaucracy a mile long they need to deal with. Second, there's affirmative action, which forces them to hire people who unbeknownst to the law might be women, gay or minorities and also dumb, drunk, drugged, or criminal, which means they can't be fired because it will be assumed the employees were fired for being women, gay or minorities and not for being incompetent. As a result, about a fifth of their employees are useless.

Finally, their regular white and Asian employees (average IQ: 107) are unmotivated. They know they can expect zero loyalty for the company and can be downsized at any time, and they also have an hour each to drive to get home in the suburbs away from the ghetto. They are not only unmotivated, but distrustful, and they've learned that trying to get things done right will most commonly result in them being fired. The watchword is "don't rock the boat." You get promoted by causing no problems, and investigating no problems that you can't quickly fix, so everyone in management is busy hiding problems and ignoring deficiencies.

To cap it all off, the water supply into Burt's home is fairly poor because as the population increases and resources are strained, it gets more difficult to provide fresh water. Even more, the people fixing the pipes and sewers are now lower in intelligence, being part of the new Gray Race made from the mixing of illiterate whites, blacks, Asians, Semites and Hispanics. The quality of work has gone down, and he can't even get someone on the phone who knows what he's talking about.

It's as if the society surrounding Burt has begun to decay into third-world status. The people were given the vote, and since most of them weren't leaders, they voted for things to make themselves comfortable -- and ignored everyone else. The stockholders in companies manipulated the government through lobbyists for their own profit -- and ignored everyone else. The people working in the companies had to deal with the mess everyone else created, and they ran off to the suburbs -- and ignored the problem.

The politicians who inherit this mess operate by the same assumptions. They know that rocking the boat will mean they will not get re-elected, because a competitor will point out to The People that the politician did not achieve what he or she intended to. So they play the game, and because the competition is so fierce they require millions to get television ads to get elected, they rely on lobbyists and their donations and so most of their votes are a foregone conclusion. They vote for who paid for them.

Newspapers and media aren't going to stop them. They also have to pay for their existence, and no one is going to stand up and start buying their news-entertainment products because they're doing what's right, because most people are apathetic after a day of dealing with problems that no one else wanted to risk. They want to run away to their homes, watch TV and drink beer, because society is a total mess but no one will publically admit it, so they each shrug, get depressed, and avoid it as best they can. The newspapers take ads and print what their advertisers want, and the people watch movies, see television, read newspapers and magazines, and listen to music that reflects what these corporate operators think.

A once-great nation is now manipulated by parasites, lobbyists, media barons, liars, cheats, pedophiles, foreign nations and a voting constituency that is so exhausted with dysfunction that it has checked out. People slide the voting lever for either major party, and then yell at other people for being Wrong according to the political ideology of the party they voted for, because they don't want to appear to be stupid. The cycle continues, a process of decay, never quite reaching the bottom but successively removing the good things about society one by one. The heroes who stand up and point this out are ignored, fired from their jobs, and left to rot in poverty.

It could hold together, and avoid becoming entirely for sale, if it had a culture in common. This would require that everyone give up a little freedom. Some things would no longer be acceptable everywhere, and others would not be acceptable at all. The society would have to make choices about what behaviors it valued, and then everyone would have to behave roughly that way. It could be forgiving, and there would be margin for error, but it would need everyone moving in roughly the same direction. It might need everyone to be of roughly the same values, heritage, language and culture, which would offend two great myths that are very popular among voters: that everyone is equal, and that multiculturalism works. People like these myths because it makes them feel like they're giving something, and being nice to other people, although they're not giving at all. Everyone in a crowd likes to feel like they're all equal, because then they all have a place.

No politician can be elected if he or she violates this myth, nor can a person have many friends, nor can one even stay employed, unless they agree to this dogma which is as mandatory as the allegiance required by extreme Communist governments, and even more extreme than anything the Fascists or National Socialists attempted. But these words fall like leaves on a dying tree, trash in a dying nation, or heroes in a time that does not recognize their intelligence because it might offend someone.

Burt looks at the coffee again. "The Jews really did a number on this one," he says.

"You bet," said Jack. "Someday we'll wake these people up, kick out the Jews and everything will be good again."

Burt nods. "You bet," he almost shouts and then, as a flood of recollections about how companies work, how politicians are corrupt and how no one cares hit him, adds meekly, "We hope....I guess."